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One gloomy night in the City of the Angels, the
mysterious REYNALDO REY was captured LIVE by LAFF RECORDS while perpetrating
mischievous merriment. He had attempted and succeeded -- in creating riotous
chaos and havoc. The entire entourage of the PARISIAN ROOM (one of his
favorite haunting spots) was masterfully -- unsuspectingly -- cast under his
spell. But --BEWARE -- the elusive phantom of laughter managed a daring escape and is still at large ... stalking the streets ... night after night ... always watching ... watching and waiting for the next opportune moment to terrorize the city with LAFFing hysteria. Reynaldo Rey, like most ghastly creatures of his species spends his daylight hours in seclusion ... concocting tales of madness and developing strange, ghoulish facial contortions to heighten the panic of his nightly marauding. For, as twilight engulfs the city, BEHOLD --- "THE RISING OF REYNALDO REY" ... LOOK! Down there on the ground! It's a vampire! It's Count Dracula! No! NO!! It's Reynaldo Rey! Simp the Pimp / $100.00 High / Holywood Junkies / Creole Broads / Murder 1 M.F. / Cause of Death / Out for Blood / Cocaine / Comin or Goin / Son-in-law / Eat Your Lover / Urine Specimen / December Frostbite / Avon Lady / Soul Flight / Fly Away / Mushroom Poisoning / My Wife / Filthy Mouth / Slimp Flied Lice / Bumper Jack-Cadillac / Awshitoobadjoe! / Hillbillys / P-Freak / Dog Food / Bull-l-....shi-!!! |
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