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Funny, Funny, Funny. For
decades now Dick Grande (the king of raunchy) and
his exotic dancer wife Virginia Ham have been
spreading the gospel of "Raunchy Songs" throughout
the land. Now with the release of their "Raunchiest
Holiday Songs", tunes like "All I Want For Xmas Is
My Two Front Teats" and "My Inflatable Valentine"
will soon fill the homes of America with ole fashion
raunch. The idea for "Raunchiest Holiday Songs"
emerged when Virginia Ham noticed that many of her
customers (lap dance buddies) were depressed and
unable to stand up during the holidays.
After a couple of
choruses of "Xmas Always Makes Me Want To Die" she
noticed (after the laughter subsided) a firm
friendly response emerged. "Honey, can you write me
some funny raunchy songs for my despondent clients?"
she asked. Within weeks the boys down at the "Soak
and Poke" were laughing hysterically.
Bust a gut, bust a
move or plain ole bust out with laughter and joy
with "Raunchiest Holiday Songs".
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